Excerpt from "Mirror, Mirror"

Mirror, Mirror on the wall...
Don't you hesitate, and don't you stall
Who's the fairest of them all?
Be descriptive, Honey, have a ball!
Don't be shy, and quit pretendin'
Do me lots of complimentin'
Tell me before I go mad!

Mirror, Mirror in your place...
Take a little gander at this face
See a defect? Not a trace!
It's a masterpiece, a classic case.
This is for your own protection
'Tell me that I'm sheer perfection
Say that the ol' girl ain't bad!